Thursday, July 30, 2009

Sharing Bliss

Sharing Bliss

“Celebrate our bliss together. What does it give me when in our love play, making love, our bliss is just one sided? I will exert all my efforts till I succeed to have you reach your share of bliss.” So said a man to his woman.

July 2009

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

How Lovely!

How Lovely!

There’s a plant growing on a wall. Opa Johan says: “ How lovely.”

People say: “Alas, it’s a dirty spot on the wall, its roots would ruin the wall, the floor, the sight, …!” and uproot it.

July 2009

Friday, July 24, 2009

The Choir Conductor's E Mail To His Organist

The Choir Conductor’s E mail To His Organist

I just want you to remember your philosophy: “If something goes wrong or I enter into a dispute I readily pay it as this is so small compared to the misery it causes when I don’t pay for it.” Something like that you said before.

As we exercised with your organ at home, some keys didn’t go up again. You got stressed. How high would it cost you, just to compensate your stress? Every time you played this organ you’re stressed again. Just add it up. How many million rupiahs does it cost? But when the organ was in good condition, you played so well and for us, I, my wife, your wife, your daughter, your brother and sister, it was a joy to hear. Imagine, we all got a share of it. How many millions would it amount to in our enjoyment? Now you are forced by the organ to play very poorly, you were stressed and we too who heard it were stressed, annoyed.

Before going home, you played another organ downstairs. I never knew you could set it up so well. You played one of Bach’s fugue. It was as though its beautiful sound, forces you to play well, It was almost impossible for you to play badly though with a poor technical ability. How we enjoyed and think of it, we both suddenly became very rich.

When we sing well, beautifully, the audience would have a share of the joy, beauty in it and we all would be going home richer. When badly performed, the audience would get a share in the misery, disappointment ugliness. What does that cost?

July 2009

Sunday, July 19, 2009

For Ever Free

For Ever Free

“I saw a picture of a so ravishing woman in internet. There’s a note for men: ‘For Ever Free’. It’s so welcome, so inviting, so encouraging. Oh, you needn’t rape her. And I thought of my little honey bees who every morning so ardently raped my Morning Glories. There’s no man, married or unmarried, old or young who could ever resist her, except he is not a man, a hypocrite, or a cheat. And I’m just eighty. Would you divorce me whenever I got a chance to visit her?”

So said opa Johan to his wife.

She just laughed and said: “You scoundrel”.

He whispered: “Am I not a good husband to confide this to you or do you like it better were I to hide this from you? You owe me a kiss, you little fool.”

July 2009

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

What I Call A Gift

What I Call A Gift

“What’s a million dollar? A gift for the poor. Give me eyes, hands, feet, arms, legs, brains, a voice, health, joy, happiness, … That’s what I call a gift.”

So said Opa Johan.

July 2009

Friday, July 10, 2009

Kiss Me

Kiss Me

Said the prince: “Ask, what you desire? A wedding ring? A grand wedding celebration? My vows? A palace, an island, …?”

“Kiss me, that’s all I ask.” Said the princess.

“What would you ask when someday your prince will come?” So wrote opa Johan to his granddaughter in his e mail.

July 2009

Sunday, July 5, 2009

The Marriage

The Marriage

In 2010 someone wrote:
“’I wished I would be married once in order to know, what, how a married life feels.’ So I said when I was still unmarried. When I had married I had to remind my wife of her, our marital duties, to eat, to sleep, going out, to live together, if I didn’t, we didn’t eat, sleep, work, going out together. And she assured that she loved me and would stay with me forever.”

In 2200 someone spoke:
“Now the marriage is abolished I don’t need to remind you of such stupid things. You stayed with me, so free, unasked we ate,we slept, lived happily together though not forever, it was such a joy and not a duty. And you didn’t try to assure that you loved me. I wouldn’t ever blame you when you leave me again. I’m so grateful you came into my life.”

July 2009