For Ever Free
“I saw a picture of a so ravishing woman in internet. There’s a note for men: ‘For Ever Free’. It’s so welcome, so inviting, so encouraging. Oh, you needn’t rape her. And I thought of my little honey bees who every morning so ardently raped my Morning Glories. There’s no man, married or unmarried, old or young who could ever resist her, except he is not a man, a hypocrite, or a cheat. And I’m just eighty. Would you divorce me whenever I got a chance to visit her?”
So said opa Johan to his wife.
She just laughed and said: “You scoundrel”.
He whispered: “Am I not a good husband to confide this to you or do you like it better were I to hide this from you? You owe me a kiss, you little fool.”
July 2009
“I saw a picture of a so ravishing woman in internet. There’s a note for men: ‘For Ever Free’. It’s so welcome, so inviting, so encouraging. Oh, you needn’t rape her. And I thought of my little honey bees who every morning so ardently raped my Morning Glories. There’s no man, married or unmarried, old or young who could ever resist her, except he is not a man, a hypocrite, or a cheat. And I’m just eighty. Would you divorce me whenever I got a chance to visit her?”
So said opa Johan to his wife.
She just laughed and said: “You scoundrel”.
He whispered: “Am I not a good husband to confide this to you or do you like it better were I to hide this from you? You owe me a kiss, you little fool.”
July 2009
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